SQUARE ROOT OF THREE

I fear that I will always be a lonely number like root three.

The three is all thats good and right.

Why must my three keep out of sight.

Beneath a vicious square root sign.

I wish instead I were nine.

For nine couldn't worth this evil trick

with just some quick arithmetic.

I know I'll never see the sun as 1.7321

Such as my reality, a sad rationality

when hark as what they see

another square root of a three

has quietly come watching by

toghether now we multiply

To form a number we prefer

Rejoicing as an integer.

We break free from our mortal bonds

And with the wave of a magic wands.

Our square root signs become unglued

And friendship for me has been renewed.


Extracted from movie: Harold & Kumar